I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I think I just shit out all my problems.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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