i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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