question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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