Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize