I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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