Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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