Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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