There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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