Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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