Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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