ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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