OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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