The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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