If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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