His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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