Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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