quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I need water and some morals
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Randomize
