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garbage

(248): View more from Michigan

garbage dick

(847): View more from Illinois

rubbish cock

(248): View more from Michigan

you win

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(708): View more from Illinois

is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

(773): View more from Illinois

yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

(708): View more from Illinois

how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick

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(830): View more from Texas

Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.

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(301): View more from Maryland

"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Congrats! Its a fuck boy!

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(515): View more from Iowa

He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.

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