Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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