just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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