why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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