I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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