That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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