i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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