I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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