I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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