if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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