A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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