in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
