Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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