I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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