D3 body, D1 cock
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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