she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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