I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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