There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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