i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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