You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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