i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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