i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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