Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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