guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
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Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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