Everything about him screamed your future.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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