just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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