Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
They left me at home... I'm a liability
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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