Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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