i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sponge bath it is.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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