How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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