I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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