gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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