Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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