She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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