so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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