Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I love you.
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