Welp...herpes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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